Matt cracks from the pressure of Wendell before the show even starts. Wendell performs his stand up material and tells horrible stories that go nowhere. The boys talk about Craig’s court date, how cute girls think they’re above general order, how much “Mark” gets laid, and Byron Allen TV shows get made fun of. Matt finally makes Good Will Wendell cry. The boys talk about amnesia, TV dating shows, Matt appearing on The Dating Game in 1997, Blurred Lines, Foxy, and strangers who grab babies. Wendell reviews a classic movie, “Spanish Prisoner.” The boys talk about The FEMA conspiracy. Wendell admits he calls his parents every day. Jacob reviews Smurfs 2.