Foot on the pedal / Never ever false metal!
I’m on a surfer / skater themed show at The Brea Improv this Wednesday 5/6 doing absolutely no material about skateboarding or surfing. http://brea.improv.com/mobile/show.cfm?cart&id=378395
The fuck is up, Maine?
Proof that God is a woman.
You always become what you’re making fun of.
Just got my alt comedy license.
Me and Radio Rando on the set of “Denial Beer.”
Judging Roast Battle this past Tuesday.
Thanks to everyone who helped “This is The Part of The Job I Hate” go platinum.
“Hangin’ Tough” or “89,254 Sandwich’s Ago.”
Better Call @teamcoleman76
No. Sleep. Till Brooklyn.