47 days agoMy fiancé loves me at home, but she fucking HAAAAATES me on trips.

49 days agoRT @seanytime: Today on Celebrate! 2 hilarious white boys! @TheFullCharge and @Mickthomas Such a fun ep! 4pm today @SiriusXMComedy Rawdog…

49 days agoRT @billsquire: I’m recording an album May 7-9 at @Hilarities and tickets are available. Friday and Saturday are nearly sold out! Get yours…

49 days agoThere is no difference between my inbox and my spam folder.