Bank of Salivaca
This morning at 8:52am I was depositing a check into the ATM (because I make money).
I licked the envelope.
I went to spit in the trashcan next to me. I didn’t power thrust it like a loogie, I just pushed it out with my tongue. I missed and landed it on the circular piece of metal that makes that trashcan hole really small.
It was at this moment I realized there was a girl standing right behind me. I laughed to myself. Not because I thought it was funny, but because I wanted her to think I have a sense of humor about myself.
I DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT MYSELF.
I went back to business and looked in the ATM rearview mirror. She was already gone.
She’ll be back.
Bitch.
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