Whatup, y’all?
My name is Matt Fulchiron. People call me “The Full Charge.”
I rock microphones. That’s just what I do. That’s just how I got it. I just got it like that. See when I was born, instead of spanking me, the doctor just slapped me a “high 5” and shouted, “This kid’s just got it like that!” I’ve been doing comedy since I was one and a half. The first time I stood up, I was already on stage doing stand up. Send me an email. We can talk about stuff. Check out my appearances on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Last Comic Standing, and Live at Gotham. They were totally televised on television.Yes television. I’ve made it. I can officially take it easy now: Nothing but champagne, bubble baths, and back rubs. Spread the word, y’all. I’m in the market for a mid-sized yacht. I’m a regular at all The Comedy Store, The Laugh Factory, The Improv, and The Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa, so if you ever wanna see me, call up the one nearest you, and start crying out loud about how worthless your life is without my jokes. They’ll feel so bad about it, they’ll probably break off my cell #.
DO NOT ABUSE IT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! .
My full schedule is up at www.myspace.com/thefullcharge.
Now go outside and play! You’re wasting your life.
